Marines say no to Jesus

This is too good to be true. The Marines' Toys For Tots drive rejected an attempted donation of 4,000 talking Jesus dolls. The dolls are manufactured by a company called one2believe, whose stated objective is to "teach 10 million children 50 Bible stories by 2007."

The doll says varies verses from the Bible, including many of the old stand-bys like "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son."

Then there's one I don't even remember: "I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit." Ahem.

See . . . Jesus made me gay!

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[KJ]

I have an action figure Jesus. He has wheels so he can glide!